if not me then who...will tell my story

2.28.2006

That getting to know you email 2006

Welcome to the 2006 edition of getting to know your friends. What you are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new-mail that you'll send. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to a whole bunch of people including the person who sent it to you. Put your name in the subject line. The theory is that you will learn a lot. it's a total pain in the butt, but I guess it can be fun...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 8am
2. Diamonds or pearls? Conflict-free diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Madea’s family reunion.
4. What is your favorite TV show? Girlfriends for the 4th year in a row.
5. What did you have for breakfast? I have not had breakfast yet
6. What is your middle name? You will never be able to pronounce it…so I am keeping it to myself
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Thai/Mexican/Ethiopian
8. What foods do you dislike? I like everything I put in my mouth.
9. What is your favorite chip? Tortilla
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? ???
11. What kind of car do you drive? My sister’s Neon
12. What is your favorite sandwich? Turkey and swiss.
13. What characteristics do you despise? Dishonesty
14. Favorite item of clothing? Chocolate velvet short jacket
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Cuba
16. What color is your bathroom? White/brown.
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Don't have one.
18. Where would you want to retire to? Somewhere cheap with a social health care program!
19. Favorite time of day? anytime
. 20. Where were you born? Raleigh, NC
21. Favorite sport to watch? Tennis
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? Tendayi or Samantha.
23. Person you expect to send it back first? Jerome
25. Coke or Pepsi? Coke
26. Are you a morning person or night owl? It depends on when the party starts
27. What size shoe do you wear? 7 ½ or 8
28. Do you have pets? No
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? No
30. What did you want to be when you were little? We won’t talk about it this year.
31. Favorite Candy Bar? Hershey
32. What is your best childhood memory? Too many to pick one
33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Part time operations manager, Field engineer, Project engineer, Peace Corps volunteer, University escort, summer intern, grocery store checkout girl, well rounded Burger King worker
34 What color underwear are you wearing? White w/ strips
35. Nicknames – none
36. Piercing: ears
37. Eye color? Brown
38. Ever been to Africa? yes
39. Ever been toilet papered? Yes in Auburn
40. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes
41. Been in a car accident? YES, several
42. Croutons or bacon bits? both
43. Favorite day of the week? all of them.
44. Favorite restaurant? None right now
45. Favorite Flower? Tulips or peonies
46. Favorite ice cream? Vanilla.
47. Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney presentation of a Pixar film.
48. Favorite fast food restaurant? ???
49. What color is your bedroom carpet? Beige
50. How many times did you fail your driver's test? 3 or 4
51. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? WashingtonPost.com
52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I'm not into maxing my credit cards
53. What do you do most often when you are bored? Watch TV
55. Whose responses to this questionnaire are you most curious about? Everyone
56. Last person you went out to eat with? Samantha
57. Ford or Chevy? Both are fine car companies
58. What are you listening to right now? TV
59. How many tattoos do you have? One
60. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Who cares
61. How many people are you sending this Email to? I don't know
62. Time you finished this e-mail? 10:24am

2.20.2006

White people of America

I have lived a few places in the USA in my short lifetime...Mobile, AL...Tuskegee, AL...West Palm Beach, FL...Southfield, MI...Hartford, CT...Dallas, TX...Washington, DC...and I have had the pleasure of visiting many other fabulous cities. There is one thing I have notice in all of these cities as I have driven through them...White people in general do not have curtains, blinds, shades or even sheets hanging at the windows! Why is that? You may be wondering how I know the people that own the homes, rent the apartments, live in the space are white...because I can see them! Could someone please explain the cultural oddity?

1.26.2006

Just last night

So I am in Columbus, Ohio visit my bestest goodest friend, Manika, and her super cool husband, Jason. Last night she made a great chicken taco dinner with ceviche and a lettuce-less salad. They also had another friend, Nikki, over as well as her cousin, Love, for some light after dinner conversation. Everything was going great until the end of the night when everyone left...and I asked my friend, Manika for something for my head ache and she says oooooh have you ever taken an Airbore it was create by a teacher. I said nooooo and she said since we were out in the snow all day that I should take one. Okay no problem...she gives me this big horse looking tablet and just as she is doing it the phone rings...I looking at the pill thinking this thing is really big and I should chew it before swallowing...it smelt of citrus fruit but then I thought it might taste really bad and just decided to swallow it whole...I do and the tablet gets stuck in my throat and I start foaming at the mouth and coughing...Actually I think I was choking and on my way to dying yet again (I have somehow had many near death experiences)...I hear Manika saying oh my God she foam at the mouth I have to go...then she starts yelling and coaching me to "Cough it up Cough it up" after about 3 seconds I do and then she informs me that I am not suppose to swallow the Airbore whole but dissolve it in a glass of water like an Alka Seltzer...WHO KNEW!!!

1.13.2006

1997 Neon

So I have spent the last few days trying to get my sister's car fixed...The first guy I took the car to at the suggestion of her boyfriend...did nothing!!! And charged me $45 for looking at it. The problem with the car is that it will cut off while you are driving down the street and thank God it is a stick and DC is hilly cause once it cuts off you have to kick start it from 2nd gear. But I found driving like I was in the Indy 500 and never taking my foot off the gas works a little better. So yesterday I took it to a guy my Dad knows you know one of those guys you bring me the part and I will fix your car...His thought was that the motor mounts had worn out which was causing the engine to jump out of place while running therefore causing an electrical disconnect somewhere else in the system. He also thinks the starter and the fuel filter need replacing...I am going to call him now to see if he is finished with the car...

I think the car knows that my sister was planning on getting a new car after she gets her tax return back!!! Her car is a hater...

1.09.2006

#6

6. I think I shall find my artsy side...let the inner artist in me shine...let the yellow spot develop in to a sun. I am not sure if my inner artist is a painter, knitter, actor, or something else all together but, I do know that my inner artist is not a dancer or singer as somehow the beat in my head is not the same beat everyone else hears therefore making me appear as if I have no rhythm. Please note that this fact does not keep me from signing in the car or dancing in public.